when you say something under your breath and you hear someone laughing
I T I S T I M E
quotes of the day to motivate me:
"work until your bank account looks like a phone number"
The only valentine I need
I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.
Our king has fallen
he’s literally 8 years old in the first picture
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
when you type oaky instead of okay
get to know me: [1/5] Favorite Movies » The Internship
More than that, you had the courage to dream. In spite of your obvious and astonishing limitations, you never gave up on that dream.
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez