She looks so scared,and he is so proud to be with her
making plans with friends like
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
It’s like the universe is saying, “Hey man, less cardio, more weights”
Re-blogging because that comment is so perfect!
“I tell my friends to slap me if they ever think I’m getting full of myself.”